Thursday, July 07, 2005
Top ten things I have learned as the Father of an (almost) 5 year old
10. Five year olds have an endless supply of energy.
9. Privacy in the restroom? Fugidaboutit!
8. Riding in the car = non-stop talking about everything you pass.
7. Mr. Rogers is really pretty cool...
6. Teletubbies are really not.
5. I know my purpose in this world.
4. Lightning bugs really are amazing.
3. The sound of your five year old laughing is a gift from God...
2. So is the sound of them snoring.
1. It doesn't matter how many nice, polite things you say in front of your five year old, they'll never repeat any of them in public... but just once make the mistake of saying "pull my finger"...
9. Privacy in the restroom? Fugidaboutit!
8. Riding in the car = non-stop talking about everything you pass.
7. Mr. Rogers is really pretty cool...
6. Teletubbies are really not.
5. I know my purpose in this world.
4. Lightning bugs really are amazing.
3. The sound of your five year old laughing is a gift from God...
2. So is the sound of them snoring.
1. It doesn't matter how many nice, polite things you say in front of your five year old, they'll never repeat any of them in public... but just once make the mistake of saying "pull my finger"...
# posted by Kyle @ 9:42 PM 
