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Wow! The graphics on that first-person shooter video game are awesome! It's like you're actually sitting on your butt watering the lawn!
Technology is amazing.
 

From the makers of Doom comes the 3rd Person Shooting game for the middle aged man! Take out those pesky weeds with roundup grenades!!!
 

Okay... so this wasn't a caption contest, but that is some pretty funny stuff.